Kryspie!
Kryspie!
Im a blogger/media hobbyist that owns and operates web sites. Most of which are NSFW. And a few which are not.

I (try to) hire slaves with nothing more than the promise of free food and a better life. Im only guarunteeing one of those one of those things.

This blog, much like my life, is a work in progress. And yes, I make GIFs.

Archive x 3D x Hollywood Scripts

Here is a few of the fandoms I enjoy.

Christopher Nolan, Quentin Tarantino, Star Trek (2009 x Beyond),
Kick Ass,
The Matrix + more

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officialannakendrick:

i’ve seen enough porn to know what they’ll expect of me at this job interview

(Source: dutchster, via porcelainxbooty)

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Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
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